Hellhound Hallucinations shape-aviator Great for athletes who get

Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze

You know how it is

no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat

IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7

Hellhound Hallucinations shape-aviator Great for athletes who getWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)